Triple the danger.

Posted on Thu Jun 8th, 2023 @ 8:18pm by Commodore Finchley Kerr & Lieutenant Commander Kevin Kilbane & Commander Shr'Nesh Karadis

668 words; about a 3 minute read

Mission: Investigate the Chintoka Shipyard Buildup
Location: Sickbay/Main Engineering.
Timeline: Current.

Finchley, Kilbane and Karadis had had their transformation into Cardassians done first. It was now time to test just how good a job had been done. When they'd been 'transformed' into what could conceivably be seen as their alter ego's it was quite a surprise.

Each knew it to be themselves they'd looked at, but, on the other hand, they also knew they needed to be someone else.

"I hope you both have the idea" Finchley said. Both Kilbane and Karadis nodded, Karadis of course being the one who kept going back to look at herself in the mirror.

"When you're quite finished admiring yourself..." Kilbane said.

"Well, I just like the hair!" Karadis replied, running her hands over it again and again.

"Let's go..." Finchley said, walking towards the door. Out in the corridor, the sight of three Cardassians walking the halls frightened some of the crew so much that they began reaching for their COMM badges. Finchley had to stop them, explaining to them that it was 'him' and his two cohorts.

A short while later, detouring through the Jeffries tubes to stop scaring people, they came to a halt at the doors to Main Engineering. Taking out their Cardassian phasers, they readied themselves. Finchley counted down silently from three down to one, they hit the button on the control.

The doors opened and all three of them stormed through.

Kilbane went left, Karadis right and Finchley straight towards the warp core.

"STOP WHERE YOU ARE, THIS SHIP HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE CARDASSIAN SECOND ORDER!" he shouted.

Every single crewman stopped where they were and stared in horror. Seconds later, Karadis rounded those on her side of the room whilst Kilbane rounded up his. Finchley strode up to McCrudden "YOU, cut the power to the core!"

"You can go fuck yourself you lizard!" McCrudden said, swinging his fist at Finchley. He in turn ducked the punch, came round behind McCrudden, pushed his knees into the back of the mans knees, and pushed him to the floor.

"Don't make me kill you!" Finchley said "Cut the power, now!"

"Anyone touches the controls and they answer to me!!!!" McCrudden shouted at the Engineering crew.

"Brave words from a would be dead man" Finchley replied. He put the phaser to McCruddens head "You all have ten seconds, if no-one shuts the power down, this man gets it, starting now."

The Engineering crew all looked at one another, fear in their eyes, but none of them moved. Finchley was fiercely proud of them all for maintaining their resolve, as after the ten seconds past, not one of them had buckled under the pressure. The he thought ~On the other hand, did they all hate McCrudden so much they wanted him dead~

At that, he laughed out loud and put his phaser away, reaching his hand down to McCrudden "You can get up now Chief."

McCrudden was mystified "What the hell's going on..."

"It's me Chief, Captain Kerr, I'm disguised as a Cardassian Legate" Finchley replied "I wanted to see how authentic we looked, to see if it would fool anyone, apparently it did."

McCrudden's face went pink, then red and finally purple "WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT!!!!!!!" he exploded, getting up from the floor.

Forgetting who he was talking to he carried on "WHAT THE FUCKETTY FUCK FUCK IS FUCKING GOING ON YOU MAD CUNT!!!!!"

"McCrudden..." Finchley began to reply.

"NEVER FUCKING MIND MCCRUDDEN YOU BASTARD, YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME THIS WAS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN YOU HALF WIT!!!!" the Chief carried.

"But that would have defeate..." Finchley tried to interject.

"OH...MY...GOD...I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING ISANE, BUT THIS IS A NEW BASTARDING LEVEL, EVEN FOR YOU!!!"

Finchley looked at Kilbane and Karadis "I think our job here is done, I believe the disguises passed the test, I think we should retire before the Chief becomes apoplectic."

The three of them turned and began to leave Engineering. The last thing they heard was McCrudden shouting "BAAAAAASSSSSTTTTAAAARRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!!"

 

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